Pepper

Greeting hoomins - 

I seeez that the lowest member of the pack put paw to paper and blogged - so I thought I would put the balance of pawer back to those more superior.  Me.

Fur I iz Pepper the Great, Pepper the keeper of the kitchen, the watcher of the fridge, the pawtroller of the back street. I iz Pepper and I iz number one, top of the heap, leader of the pack.

I wearz many hats in my cat-pacity of being in charge of the hoomins.

I iz the putting up of the tree supervisor, 

I iz the contents of the fridge inspector, 

I takez my purrr-sition very seriously, 

I even checkz the condition of the scraps for the dog,

coz the dog haz no taste, 

especially when it comez to the chick-chicks or hamziz

wrapped in the shiny silver stuff... 

Iz DEFURNITELY haz to checkz that....

erhem, 

taste test anyone?

Yez purr-lease!